Author: Leonard Kreicas
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5-point guide for man to soothe woman with chocolate
Chocolate soothes the Hormone Hostage for the days in the month for a woman when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. Use this 5-point guide to deal with every situation during that difficult period. This list should be as common as a…
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Women’s Terms Explained
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the…
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Saying Grace At Dinner
A wife invited a large group of people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I don’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just repeat what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord,…
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Seagull Goes To Heaven
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to Heaven” the dad replied. The boy thought a…
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Give Her Another Chance
One day a huge blonde organization gathered in Miami to prove to the world that blondes are not dumb. They begged anyone: “Ask any of us a question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.” The group caught the attention of a passer-by, who volunteered to ask one of them some questions. She…
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30 Men-Bashing One-line Jokes
Men-Bashing Laundry List Presenting your complete list of men-bashing questions and answers. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.…