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5-point guide for man to soothe woman with chocolate

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Chocolate helps a man soothe a woman

Chocolate soothes the Hormone Hostage for the days in the month for a woman when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands.

Use this 5-point guide to deal with every situation during that difficult period.

This list should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.


DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.