What Women Would Never Say

Guide to how women think for the clueless male.

What do you mean today’s our anniversary?

Ohh, this diamond is way too big!

Is that phone for me? Tell ’em I’m not here.

And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska!

Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.

Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being “just friends”.

Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.

I don’t care if it is on sale, $1,000 is too much for a designer dress.

Hey, get a whiff of that one!