This useful item is commonly about 8 inches long.
The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, it is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.
It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm fleshy, moist opening, where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in would most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound resulting from its well-lubricated movements.
When finally drawn out it leaves behind a juicy, frothy sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from it’s long glistening shaft.
After everything is done, and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What am I ???????
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than your very own toothbrush.
What were you thinking?
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