Union brothel in Las Vegas

Las Vegas union brothel

A dedicated UAW (United Auto Workers) union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20.”

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, “Why yes sir, this IS a Union House.”

The man asked, “And if I pay you $100,what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!?!” the UAW man said.

He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

“I’d like her for the night.”

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madame.

Then gesturing to an obese fifty-five year-old woman in the corner, “but Rose here has seniority.”

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