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Texas Soldier

Texas soldier

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.

“One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban soldiers.”

The commander quickly sends ten of his best soldiers over the dune, and a gun-battle breaks out that continues for a few minutes.

Then silence ensues and a┬ávoice calls out: “One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban soldiers.”

Furious, the commander sends his next best one hundred troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences.

After ten minutes of intense fighting, again silence follows.

The Texan’s voice calls out again: “One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban.”

The enraged commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune.

Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then quiet.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander: “Don’t send any more men. It’s a trap. There’s two of them.”