The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
Harry’s wife says, “Harry, do these jeans make my butt look like the side of the house?”
He says, “No, our house isn’t blue.”
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Son: You said it was my lunch money.
“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.”
“Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
– Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
– Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other “Wow it’s hot in here”
The other one replies “Oh no… It’s a talking muffin”
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
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