Tag: work
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Human Resources Manager
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we…
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Government Worker
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle,…
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Engineer Personality Quiz
Does a person have the personality traits of an engineer? The following questions would help determine that. Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you…
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Math Test
A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Tony from New York. “I’m not hiring any smart-aleck New Yorker,” the foreman thought, so he made up a math test knowing that Tony wouldn’t be able to answer the questions, and he’d be able to refuse him the job without getting…
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How To Sell Anything
How To Sell Anythimg Want to improve your sales? Here is a lesson in salesmanship A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.”…
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Sarcastic Work Quotes
20 Things You’d Love To Say At Work But Can’t These brilliant work quotes may find you searching for another job. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try…