Tag: women
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Woman Asks Genie For One Wish
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she could have three wishes. The Genie said, “No! Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I…
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Pleasing A Woman
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works: “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,…
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Distracted Minister
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress barely concealing her breasts. He couldn’t concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left…
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Woman’s Parking Lot
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a “Women Only” parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Attached is the first…
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Proof Girls Are Evil
First we state that girls require time and money: Girls = Time x Money And as we all know “time is money:” Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2 And because “Money is the root of all evil:” Money = √Evil Therefore: Girls = (√Evil )2 We are forced to scientifically conclude that: Girls = Evil
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24 Female Truths
You cannot be a failure. The worst you can be is a housewife. If you commit a crime, you can blame it on what a man did to you at sometime in your life. Why get a driver’s license when you can get a boyfriend? People don’t assume you’re gay if you’re still a virgin…