Tag: women
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Woman’s questions – answer
When a woman questions a man, “No” is the only answer, while others call for an emphatic and unqualified “Yes.” For these situations elaboration, justification or any attempt to be funny will backfire. Here is a handy guideline: Say “NO” to these: Is there someone else? Do you still fantasize about her? Are you tired…
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Man and woman disagree on the price of an affair
A man met a stunningly beautiful woman, who agreed to spend the night with him for a price. After some chitchat, they settled on $1,000 for a night of fun together. Before he left the next morning, he told her he didn’t have any cash on him, but that he would have his secretary write…
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Ten Reasons God Created Eve For Adam
God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don’t want to see what’s on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) God knew that Adam would never…
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Ages of A Woman | Ages of A Man
The Ages of A Woman Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the…
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Are you a cat or a dog?
What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They’re totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They’re moody.…
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch. How can you tell if a man is sexually…