Tag: seniors
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New Blue Suit For The Dearly Departed
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought…
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What nursing homes will not permit elderly patients do
One evening, a family brought their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping that she would be well-cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a…
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Case of mistaken identity by florist
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card. It said, “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious…
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Elderly driver forgets she is driving
An elderly driver and her friend were out driving in a car and both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but the driver just went on through without slowing down. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must…
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Very odd phone call
A little old lady gets a phone call one evening to hear a man’s deep voice on the other end saying to her, “I know you. You’d like men to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you all night…
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Old Man Meets Satan
A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, running over each other each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited…