Tag: lawyers

  • 18 Lawyer Insults

    “I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two men are called a law firm, and three or more become a Congress,” from a quote attributed to John Adams in the play 1776. A lawyer is a man who helps you get what’s coming to him. A lawyer is […]

  • Honest Lawyer

    Two boys talked at the zoo one day. “Hi, I’m Henry. What’s your name?” asked the first boy. “Jason,” he answered. Henry said “My dad’s an accountant. What does your father for a living?” Jason replied, “He is a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Henry. Jason said, “No, just the regular kind.”

  • Lawyer In A Marthon

    Who is the fastest Marathon Runner? Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event. After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner. “I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.” A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. […]

  • Who Will Sleep In The Barn?

    A banker, an engineer and a lawyer were driving down a road when their car stops working. Seeing a farm house near by, they decide to stop by and ask if they could sleep over night while their car was being repaired. “Sure”, replied the farmer, “but I only have two spare beds – one […]