Tag: lawyers
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Deathbed Wish
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Harris was instructing his lawyer on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, stocks, bonds, property, art and money to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.” “And that is?” queried the lawyer. “In order to inherit, she must marry again within six…
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Satan And The Construction Worker
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake, “Oh, I am sorry, my man. But you have been sentenced to hell.” The construction worker agreed – not like…