Tag: idiots
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Real reason for driver’s education classes
We’ve all seen it. People change when they get behind the wheel of a car. So now, to profile your personality, here is the Special Driving Test… 1: Which part of your car wears out most often? a: the wiper blades b: the belts c: the horn 2: Automatic door locks are good for… a:…
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Get Out Of Jail
Get Out Of Jail Free
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Strange Name For A Chinaman
A man walks through Chinatown and spots a building with a sign for “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?” He walks into the shop and sees an elderly Chinaman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like…
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Hypnotic Watch Trick
It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a…
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Idiot Sightings By Travel Agents
The following are actual idiot stories provided by travel agents. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be…
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Dumb Pilots
Dumb Pilots Last Flight