Tag: computers

  • High-Tech Toilet

    State of the Art Toilet in the year 2000 Back in the days of desktop computers and floppy disks, a high-tech toilet would look like the picture above. While toilets have not changed much, high-tech certainly has since the turn-of-the-century computers.

  • Is Your Friend A Hacker?

    The hacker’s 401k contributions are made in half-cent increments. He whispers, “Let’s see you use that credit card now, Professor “I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!” The hacker wins Lotto in different states five years in row. He gives his phone number in hex. If the internet connection goes down, he remains totally calm. Anyone who annoys a hacker gets […]

  • Fictional Computer Viruses

    Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw your computer out. I repeat, do not ever again use your computer should it be infected with any of these horrible viruses. Tonya Harding Virus Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. Paul Revere Virus Warns […]

  • Dangerous Email Virus

    NOTICE! I received an extremely dangerous email virus yesterday I demand to know who sent it. Just look what it’s done to my mouse!

  • Preparing A Microsoft TV Dinner

    If Microsoft made TV dinners, people would be forced to prepare them according to the following Microsoft-approved rules. You must first remove the plastic cover and by doing so you agree to accept and honor all the rights for a Microsoft TV dinner. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which […]

  • Moses Loses Ten Commandments

    God listens to explanation how Moses Loses Ten Commandments due to computer problems. Funny exchange between Moses and God on how Moses’ computer accidentally misplaced the Ten Commandments God gave him. “Excuse me, sir.” “Is that you again, Moses?” “I’m afraid it is, sir.” “What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?” “How did […]