Tag: animals

  • Parrot And Ugly Lady

    A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said, “Hey lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly ticked now, so she went…

  • Meals On Wheels

    The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St. Peter is the receptionist at the entrance. A cat shows up. St Peter says: “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have always wanted.”…