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Parrot And Ugly Lady
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said, “Hey lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly ticked now, so she went […]
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Meals On Wheels
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St. Peter is the receptionist at the entrance. A cat shows up. St Peter says: “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have always wanted.” […]
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Name These Animal Groups
Collection of quirky animal group names When animals gather together they usually are not simply labeled as a group, but usually have distinctive names for the bunch. Here is list of seemingly unusual names, which evolved over the years, for animals when are together in a social setting. shrewdness of apes cloud of bats grist […]
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Life As A Pig
17 Trivial Facts Pigs Have More Fun If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an […]
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How To Hunt Elephants
The guide of how to hunt elephants listed by profession. MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. […]
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Smart Parrot
Smart parrot and dumb businessman When is a parrot smarter than a businessman? Read on to find out. A businessman discovers the passenger next to him, in the first-class cabin, of is a parrot. They both take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” […]