Tag: animals

  • Parrot Asks Forgiveness

    A man received a colorful parrot for his birthday. His parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and even worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. The man tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. Saying polite words and playing soft music didn’t…

  • Duck’s Revenge

    Stupid Duck Hunter

  • Zebra Identity Crisis

    A zebra questions St. Peter about his true identity. A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question, that has haunted me all of my days on earth: am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?” St.…

  • Veterinarian Doubles As A Taxidermist

    There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on…

  • Female peacocks not impressed by male peacock’s feathers

  • Jockey Rides A Strange Horse

    A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…