Tag: alcohol

  • Drunk Tries To Find Jesus

    Preacher attempts to have a drunk find Jesus by dunking him in a river.

  • 25 excuses to serve alcohol at work

    Need an excuse to serve alcohol at work? Here are 25 of them It’s an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. Employees tell management what they think, not what […]

  • 13 Additional Warning Labels On Bottles of Alcohol

    Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. Consumption of alcohol may […]

  • Rate your hangover from 1 to 6 stars

    1 star hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You […]

  • Proposed Alcohol Warning Labels

    Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers may have to accept the FDA’s suggestion that the following alcohol warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you […]

  • When You Are Drunk

    Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk Indubitably Preliminary Proliferation Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk Specificity Antidisestablishmentarianism Loquacious Transubstantiate Things that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you’re not really […]