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Lake Michigan revived by Viagra
A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin. According to eyewitnesses, roughly 30 to 60 minutes after the ship’s contents dissolved, the lake…
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24 Female Truths
You cannot be a failure. The worst you can be is a housewife. If you commit a crime, you can blame it on what a man did to you at sometime in your life. Why get a driver’s license when you can get a boyfriend? People don’t assume you’re gay if you’re still a virgin…
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Quick Relationship Quiz
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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Dentist Prescribes Viagra
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. “I can’t do the gas thing – the…
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3 Sons Give Their Mom A Gift
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. The first son bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her. Her second son bought her a beautiful…
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Funny Email Autoresponders
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. I will be…