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Bumper Stickers About Politics
Frodo failed. Donald Trump has the ring. If you can read this, you’re not the president. The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake. Vote Democrat – it’s easier than working! Vote Republican – it’s easier than thinking! In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks…
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Pick-Up Line Comebacks
M: I know how to please a woman. W: Then please leave me alone. M: I guess you’re pretty good at pleasing yourself then. M: I want to give myself to you. W: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts. M: Oh, just cheap perfume then. M: Your hair color is fabulous. W: Thank you. It’s…
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Bar Pick-Up Lines
Looking at you makes my phone vibrate! If I could be anything, I’d be your body lotion! Your name must be Daisy because I’d like to plant you right here! Your father must be a butcher, because you have two FINE pieces of meat right there! I’m no glass of milk but I can still…
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Southern Customs For Northerners
If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in life styles. If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a…
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Cowards And Corrupt Politicians
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of…
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Where Is God?
A couple had two little girls, ages eight and ten, who were always in trouble. They were always getting caught causing problems and their parents always felt that if any bad deeds were reported in town, that their two young daughters were in some way involved. The parents were at the end of their rope…