AHUMORSITE
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God Offers His Commandments
God approached the Italians first to offer them his ten commandments. “What commandments are you offering?” they asked. He answered that one of them is, “Thou shalt not murder.” They answered, “Sorry, we are not interested.” Next he offered the ten commandments to the Romanian people. “What commandments do you offer?” they said. He replied…
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Writing A College Paper
Unspoken Method On Writing A College Paper Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. Log onto chat, Facebook and Twitter (be sure to go on away!). Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some…
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Computer and glass of milk
Besides the optimists and pessimists view of a half-empty glass, here are others reactions when somebody leaves a half-glass of milk next to a computer. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Apple Computer: You guys really should be drinking Perrier. Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk. Free Software Foundation: That…
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Russian-American Dogfight
The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They’d have five years to breed the best fighting dog in…
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Winning Retail Game
The simple trick of how a smart small store owner outwitted his brutal competition. The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival…
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Makings of a perfect husband
Qualities of a Perfect Husband