AHUMORSITE
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Triple Scotch At The Bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. “Wow,” says the bartender, “Something bad must have happened.” Yeah it did, he said. “I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex…
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Distracted Minister
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress barely concealing her breasts. He couldn’t concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left…
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Water Versus Coca-Cola
We all know that water is important but I’ve never seen it written down like this before. Water 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half world population) In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. Even mild dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much…
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Shingles For Physician
Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: “Shingles.” So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down…
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Transylvania Humor
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts…
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Wisdom For My Senior Friends
A word to the wise from someone who has seen it all.