AHUMORSITE
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Post-College Life
Your potted plants stay alive. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. Your…
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Parrot Asks Forgiveness
A man received a colorful parrot for his birthday. His parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and even worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. The man tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. Saying polite words and playing soft music didn’t…
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Eyes Go First
Eyes Go First For the Elderly
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First Wireless Telephone
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be out-done by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in…
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One-Line Blonde Jokes
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop. Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so they turned around and went…
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Pleasing A Woman
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works: “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,…