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Wife Asks For Divorce
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, “I don’t…
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Ten Ways to tell you’re old
#1 – I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the sad definition of “OLD”. #2 – Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,…
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Portrait Of 3 Irish Coal-Miners
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black, totally naked men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery…
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Social Distancing Fun Quiz
Here’s something to do while social distancing. 16 Question quarantine quiz: See how many origins of these common phrases you know. 1 – A SHOT OF WHISKEY In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents and so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he…
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Political One-Liners
Funny quips about politicians from famous people. If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop~ If we got one-tenth of what was…
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28 Random Thoughts
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is…