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Money Can Buy You
Money can buy you a House But not a Home Money can buy you a Bed But not Sleep Money can buy you a Clock But not Time Money can buy you a Book But not Knowledge Money can buy you a Position But not Respect Money can buy you Medicine But not Health Money can buy you Blood But not…
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Blonde On An Airplane
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to economy because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Sweden.”…
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Little Johnny’s Strange Answer
The teacher in an elementary school gave his class as homework a project to tell students about an exciting or unusual event that happened the previous week. That day finally arrived and the teacher began his class by telling each pupil to relate their earth-shattering experience of the prior week. He knew that when it…
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DIY home treadmill
Social distancing causing you to get out of shape? Here is a creative method to run in place. Certainly amusing, but be careful, very careful when doing it yourself.
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25 thoughts on being older
~Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say “You look great”…and they add “for your age.” ~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything…movies, hotels, flights, but you’re too tired to use…
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Which choice is better?
Sometimes the best way to show just how dumb some of the American population has become is to offer them a choice in order to test whether or not they know what’s really going on around them. This short video explains a lot. Media analyst Mark Dice offers random people their choice of: 1) A…