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21 Thoughts For The Day
21 Thoughts To Relieve Stress Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. Depression is only anger without enthusiasm. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays…
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Call Jesus For Help
I saw a billboard sign that said: NEED HELP, CALL JESUS 800-555-3787 So, out of curiosity, I called. A Latino man showed up with a lawn mower.
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Utility Pole Revenge
I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company starting to erect a pole in front of my house. They were going to position it directly in front of my picture window. No way, absolutely no way was I going to permit this. I gulped down my…
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Is This Not True?
Quotes To Live By 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining. A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. A committee is…
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Quarantine Times
Dealing with social isolation Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew?? Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed…
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Complete Idiot Description List
Over 300 ways to describe a jerk: how cool is that?