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Dating Definitions
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT….. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING….. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH…
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Shocking Vegetarian Meal
The Vegetarian Society of Kansas never ate pork in his life, but always wanted to see how it tasted. The urge was so great he invented a story about going out-of-town on an urgent business matter. Once he left town he found a famous pork house noted for its gourmet pork dishes, feeling assured he…
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Biological Paradox
Why Don’t Your Feet Become Red With Blood? I always like to illustrate biology principles with simple concrete examples. The answer I got about the flow of blood in the body was not one I was ready for. After my lecture on blood flow, the class was posed this simple question: “If I were to…
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Life’s Certainties
A madam opened the door of a brothel an saw a dignified, well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. “Can I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Natalie” the man replied. “Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam. “No.…
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New York City Cab Driver
A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was on a corner trying to hail a taxi cab. As the mom was waiting for an empty taxi to stop her daughter noticed several women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally got a cab and they both climbed in, Then the daughter…
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Never Read Disclaimers
Disclaimers seem to be everywhere, but how many do you take seriously? Pick your favorites among the 82 on the list below. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment.…