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Foggy Golf Course
Two blondes were playing in a foggy golf course and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway on the par three hole. To their amazement as they walked up to the green, they found one golf ball three feet from the cup, while the other golf ball somehow had…
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Best answer to a Dear John letter
A Marine stationed overseas recently received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to…
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Funny Marriage Quotes
The truth about marriage from these funny marriage quotes Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding…
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Frog Meets Beautiful Woman
Lonely and desperate for female company, a frog telephones a psychic hotline to find out what his future will be. He is told. “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know all about you.” Thrilled beyond belief, the frog asks excitedly, “That`s fantastic!! Where will I meet her? At…
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Annual Dementia Test
It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory…
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Bad Anniversary Gift For Angry Wife
Belated anniversary present on the driveway that goes from zero to two hundred in under six seconds. What to get your as a last-minute anniversary gift.