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Two brothers argue about pancakes
A mother was preparing pancakes for her young sons Jimmy and Billy. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’” Jimmy turned to his…
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Bowotox: Botox For Dogs
Ask your vet about BOWOTOX for your pet! BOTOX: Now not just for people.
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Blonde Paints Lines On Road
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works Department of the local county. Her assignment was to paint lines down the center of a rural road from yellow paint bucket. The supervisor told her she was on probation and she had to stay at or above an average…
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Husband’s revenge in the kitchen
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going…
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15 examples of mean humor
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. I have plenty of talent and vision. I…
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Simple trick question to know if a politician is smart
Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing vacation to Europe. While visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I…