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111 Aussie Man Slang Phrases Translated For American Visitors
Cartoon of Australian Gentleman wearing shorts and holding a beer.
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Juan The Smuggler
Juan the smuggler comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The border guard stops him and asks, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” Juan calmly said. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them…
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Here’s a Solution For a Complaining Wife
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the bar, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya all have?” he asked her. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied. The husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one…
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Jewish Husband
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play. “Wonderful. What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”
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25 Accountant Jokes
Want to trash accountants? Here are 25 ways to make fun of them with these accountant jokes. 1. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year. 2. Be audit you can be. 3. It’s accrual world. 4. It’s 4:04. Do you know where…
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Stock Market News Today
In case you missed it, in the stock market today: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were…