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23 Twisted Rules On Flying
Follow these simple principles for a quick guide to flying an airplane. Maybe they don’t cover everything, but they’re a start. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, it gets smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get…
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33 Creative Epitahs on Cemetery Headstones
Epitaphs for the most part have a loving and serious message. Some gravestones though have funny epitaphs as a parting thought. Digital headstones have appeared lately. For interesting tidbits see below. The following is a list of 33 such gems. ~ MERV GRIFFIN ~I will not be right backAfter this messageJuly 6, 1925 – August…
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Nightly Prayer By Little Boy
During his nightly prayer, a clairvoyant little boy could predict the future. One night while saying his nightly prayer, a little boy was heard to finish, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.” The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack. A few weeks later the little boy prayed,…
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7 Funny Things Kids Say to Adults
POLICE OFFICER IN SCHOOL While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little boy about five years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. “My father said if I ever needed help I…
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16 Essential Rules For Kitchen Sanity
Welcome to my kitchen where recipes are more for YouTubers than here. In this home the kitchen is a place where take-out containers gather, and ‘cooking’ is synonymous with ‘why bother?’. These 16 rules are about less fuss and more fun, with the secret ingredient being not having to cook at all. If a messy…
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Stunning Blonde Surprises Two Priests on Hawaiian Vacation
Years ago two priests went on a Hawaiian vacation. They wanted to make this vacation a real one by dressing in a way that would not let other people realize they were members of the clergy. As soon as the plane landed the priests, still wearing their clergy wardrobe, headed for a store. They bought…