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Cheap Manhattan Parking
A blonde walks into a Manhattan bank and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to her new Rolls…
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CIA Dog
A older gentleman sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man goes to the backyard where he finds the dog just sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Sure do,” the dog replies. “So, what’s…
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Doggie Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and…
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Deathbed Wish
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Harris was instructing his lawyer on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, stocks, bonds, property, art and money to my wife. However, there is one stipulation.” “And that is?” queried the lawyer. “In order to inherit, she must marry again within six…
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Jockey Rides A Strange Horse
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…
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Change Grade Request Form
Comprehensive cheat sheet of change grade request from a student to a teacher. To: Professor____________________ From: __________________ I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ____ to ____ for the following reasons: ____ The person who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. ____ The person whose paper…