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Blonde’s New Diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by…
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Contractor Does An Estimate
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to give an estimate. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, “Now, in the living room, I’d like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.” The contractor nods, pulls out…
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She Said, He Heard
What she said: “This place is a mess! C’mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and You’ll have no clothes to wear, if we Don’t do laundry right now!” What he heard: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah,…
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Toyota Cowrolla
With the current gasoline prices so high, Toyota may soon unveil its newest model named the Cowrolla to capture this emerging market. According to reliable sources, the Cowrolla does not run on gasoline or diesel. It is a technological breakthrough in engine design using only biodegradable materials with low maintenance costs. To avoid any last…
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Marketing Explained
The buzz word in today’s business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of “Marketing.” Well, here it is: You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a…
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Get Out Of Jail
Get Out Of Jail Free