AHUMORSITE
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Crib From A Man’s Perspective
One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening…
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Who Wears Pants In Family?
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big husky guy, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear…
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Coast Guard Versus Lighthouse Keepers Boat Race
The Coast Guard Management and the Lighthouse Keepers decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practised hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Lighthouse Keepers won by a mile! The Management team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Coast Guard management decided…
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Pilot Flight Preparation
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Johnny Outsmarts His Friends
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it,…
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Rabbi In A Catholic Hospital
A rabbi had a terrible car wreck and was rushed to a local Catholic hospital. After the doctors patched him up, he recuperated in the orthopedic ward for several weeks. As he recovered from his injuries he became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into his room and…