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Husband asserts he is man of the house
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be the Man of Your House.” He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and…
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New Blue Suit For The Dearly Departed
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought…
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Daily Exercise for the Non-Athlete
Activity Beating around the bush Jumping to conclusions Climbing the walls Swallowing your pride Passing the buck Throwing your weight around Pushing your luck Making mountains out of molehills Wading through paperwork Juggling deadlines Balancing the books Running around in circles Bending over backwards Opening a can of worms Tooting your own horn Reinventing the…
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List of 66 Big Lies
Big List Of Lies The check’s in the mail. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you. I thought I already gave you that money I owed you. I promise I’ll pay you back next Friday. I’ve never been this drunk before. I’ll never get this drunk again. I’ve checked this email out,…
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Doctor examines woman patient in office
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what I’m doing?”…
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Do Arab Women Follow Or Lead Men?
Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles of Arab women and Arab men in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for Arab women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands. After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the…