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Irishman celebrates impending doom in a pub?
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you … you have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened…
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Biblical origin of Lord and Taylor
Jesus is wandering around Jerusalem when he decides he really needs a new robe. After looking around, he sees a sign for “Finkelstein, the Tailor.” He goes in and Finkelstein prepares a new robe for him which is a perfect fit. When he asks how much he owes, Finkelstein brushes him off. “No, no, there’s…
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Revenge for blonde on a flight
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to…
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25 Explanations of what doctors really mean
“This should be taken care of right away.” I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. “Welllllll, what have we here…” Since he hasn’t the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give…
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Sad Day On Sesame Street
Big Bird For Dinner
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Early exit at the family Thanksgiving dinner
20 funny excuses for an early exit from the dreaded boring Thanksgiving dinner with the family. Remind your 12-year old brother or sister that you left those condoms they asked for in the closet upstairs. Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the…