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Personality Quiz
Find out your personality type simply by how you think about a glass of water. Get a glass half-full of water and ask your friend for their thoughts on it.
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Text codes for seniors
ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center DWI – Driving While Incontinent FWIW – Forgot Where I Was GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA – Got Heartburn Again HGBM – Had…
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Politics: The Whole Truth
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. – John Adams 2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. – Mark Twain 3. Suppose…
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Young Woman
What does a woman say if she accidentally passes gas in a crowded restaurant? One evening, a beautiful young woman sat in a restaurant while waiting casually for her date to arrive. Not wanting to take any chances, she decided to make sure that she looked perfect for him. The young woman bent over in her…
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Woman’s questions – answer
When a woman questions a man, “No” is the only answer, while others call for an emphatic and unqualified “Yes.” For these situations elaboration, justification or any attempt to be funny will backfire. Here is a handy guideline: Say “NO” to these: Is there someone else? Do you still fantasize about her? Are you tired…
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18 Funny New Year’s Resolutions
A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. – Anonymous This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long. – Melanie White Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you…