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  • Dead Dog Arrives Alive

    Mysterious Case of Dead Dog’s Mistaken Identity A widowed lady, travelling alone, was taking a long plane trip back to where she & her husband both grew up. Upon arriving at the airport she informed the airline that she wanted to take her dog with her in the cabin. She became angry when the airline…

  • GED TEST – PART 1

    Funny answers in GED exam. The answers may not be correct, but they sure are creative and unique.

  • GED TEST – PART 2

    Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A. Premature death. Q. What is artificial insemination?A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q. How can you delay milk…

  • GED TEST – PART 3

    Q. What is the most common form of birth control?A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section.’A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q. What is a seizure?A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit) Q. What…

  • Amazing Remedies

    Humorous solutions to everyday problems.

  • What To Write If You Are Unprepared For Class

    If you are unprepared for homework, entertain. Student compares homework with giving birth.