Man burns ears with clothes iron

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Be careful of clothes iron

A man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned.

“What happened?” asked the doctor.

“Well,” the man explained, “my wife was ironing the clothes behind my chair while I was watching TV.”

“She put down the iron next to the phone and when the phone rang I answered the iron.”

“Wow that is terrible,” responded the doctor.

What happened to your other ear?”

He said, “Right afterwards, the phone rang again.”