I got married
really tired and so happy.
Unless you have kids,
Then silence is just suspicious.
is all the wine you have to drink.
how on earth did I become
this much like my mother?
try doing it the way your mom
told you to do it from the start.
Thank you for hiding all the bad stuff I did from Dad.
As if a mom standing in front of a sink of dirty dishes
is the person you go to get ideas about having a good time.
when she’s angry at your dad.
but I think she enjoyed it. — Mark Twain
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