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10 funny quotes about mom
I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mother’s Day.
I got married
Being a mom has made me
really tired and so happy.
Silence is golden.
Unless you have kids,
Then silence is just suspicious.
The most expensive part of having kids
is all the wine you have to drink.
Every day I wake up and think,
how on earth did I become
this much like my mother?
If at first you don’t succeed,
try doing it the way your mom
told you to do it from the start.
Thank you for hiding all the bad stuff I did from Dad.
I love when my kids tell they’re bored.
As if a mom standing in front of a sink of dirty dishes
is the person you go to get ideas about having a good time.
Never let your mom brush your hair
when she’s angry at your dad.
My mother had a good deal of trouble with me,
but I think she enjoyed it. — Mark Twain
May 12, 2019