
I got married

really tired and so happy.

Unless you have kids,
Then silence is just suspicious.

is all the wine you have to drink.

how on earth did I become
this much like my mother?

try doing it the way your mom
told you to do it from the start.

Thank you for hiding all the bad stuff I did from Dad.

As if a mom standing in front of a sink of dirty dishes
is the person you go to get ideas about having a good time.

when she’s angry at your dad.

but I think she enjoyed it. — Mark Twain