Some credit card expenses by a man you will never see in a commercial on television.

Cover charge at hotel nightclub: $15.00

Round of drinks for visitors: $23.00

Table dance: $30.00

Another order of drinks: $23.00

Couch dance and tips: $50.00

More shots of alcohol to loosen up: $34.00

A final serving of drinks for all: $23.00

Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00

Private dance and hotel room: $500.00

Sending her on her way and never having to listen to her:
Priceless

Now this is surely a credit card expense bill that would be kept very private.