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Which choice is better?
Sometimes the best way to show just how dumb some of the American population has become is to offer them a choice in order to test whether or not they know what’s really going on around them. This short video explains a lot. Media analyst Mark Dice offers random people their choice of: 1) A […]
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Social Distancing Fun Quiz
Here’s something to do while social distancing. 16 Question quarantine quiz: See how many origins of these common phrases you know. 1 – A SHOT OF WHISKEY In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents and so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he […]
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Job Application by Retiree
An alleged actual job application submitted by a 75-year-old retiree. They hired him because he was so funny. NAME Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate). DESIRED POSITION Company’s Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I […]
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Computer and glass of milk
Besides the optimists and pessimists view of a half-empty glass, here are others reactions when somebody leaves a half-glass of milk next to a computer. Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Apple Computer: You guys really should be drinking Perrier. Bill Gates: Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk. Free Software Foundation: That […]
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Single Question At Job Interview
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. […]
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You Are Blonde If…
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong!” Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because […]