Category: Quizzes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. The Bible And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross…
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Halloween Questions And Answers
Your annual Halloween quiz. Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi. Q: How do you make a witch stew? A: Keep her waiting for hours. Q: How do ghosts begin their letters? A: “Tomb it may concern…” Q: What happened to the guy…
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Rate your hangover from 1 to 6 stars
1 star hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You…
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Real reason for driver’s education classes
We’ve all seen it. People change when they get behind the wheel of a car. So now, to profile your personality, here is the Special Driving Test… 1: Which part of your car wears out most often? a: the wiper blades b: the belts c: the horn 2: Automatic door locks are good for… a:…
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Personality Score Answer
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should “handle with care.” You’re seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don’t always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. 51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as…
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Engineer Personality Quiz
Does a person have the personality traits of an engineer? The following questions would help determine that. Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you…