Category: Lists
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Woman’s questions – answer
When a woman questions a man, “No” is the only answer, while others call for an emphatic and unqualified “Yes.” For these situations elaboration, justification or any attempt to be funny will backfire. Here is a handy guideline: Say “NO” to these: Is there someone else? Do you still fantasize about her? Are you tired…
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Ten Reasons God Created Eve For Adam
God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don’t want to see what’s on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) God knew that Adam would never…
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Ages of A Woman | Ages of A Man
The Ages of A Woman Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the…
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Are you a cat or a dog?
What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They’re totally unpredictable. They whine when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They’re moody.…
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You are from the South if you believe this
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is “out…
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58 facts for the curious mind
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects’ legs in it. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. A polar bear’s skin is black. Its fur is…