Category: Lists
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Sarcastic employee reviews
“Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.” “I would not allow this employee to breed.” “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.” “Works well when…
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I Have Learned
I’ve learned That you cannot make someone love you: all you can do is stalk them until they panic and give in. I’ve learned That no matter how much I care, some people are just idiots. I’ve learned That you shouldn’t compare yourself to others: they are more screwed up than you think. I’ve learned…
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List Of 10 Ethical Behaviors For Patients
How should patients act when under a doctor’s care? The real unwritten rules of patient behavior.
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Other Murphy’s Laws
List of funny Murphy’s Lesser Known Laws, such as the 50-50-90 rule.
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Drinking Problem Checklist
Thirty signs that tell you have a drinking problem.
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46 Punny Word List
Read how funny these puns are. Definitely a pun instended.