Category: Jokes
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Why Women Talk So Much
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that when women talk they have to…
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Is That You Grandma?
A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The eyelids of the psychic begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice comes out saying, “Granddaughter? Are you there?” The woman, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds,…
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Priest Asks For Favor
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told the priest he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with…
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Blonde Meets Soccer Player
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached the soccer player to…
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Bob and Betty Hill in Transylvania
Weird things happen when a couple dies in a castle in Transylvania.
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Son-in-Law Kiss
How a son-in-law makes his mother-in-law unknowingly kiss his ass on every visit.