Category: Jokes
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Catholic Women
Four Catholic women were having coffee one afternoon, bragging to one another about their successful sons. The first woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second of the Catholic women chirps in, “My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a…
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Meals On Wheels
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St. Peter is the receptionist at the entrance. A cat shows up. St Peter says: “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have always wanted.”…
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Worried Housewife
The worried housewife sprang to the cell phone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, honey?” she said. “What kind of a day are you having?” “Oh, mother,” said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears. “I’ve had such a bad day. The baby won’t eat…
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Emergency Surgery
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. “Mr. Williams, you’re going to be just fine,” said the nun, gently patting his hand. “We…
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It Starts
John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work. He exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, putting his foot on his footrest and turns on the TV. He turns to his wife Hannah and asks her, “Honey, please get me a hard drink, I think it’s about to start.” Hannah rolls her…
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Pillow Talk
What Are Couple Talking About? Wife; Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won’t take long. Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can’t sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because I’m hot. Husband: You get hot…