Category: Jokes
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Johnny Outsmarts His Friends
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it,…
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Rabbi In A Catholic Hospital
A rabbi had a terrible car wreck and was rushed to a local Catholic hospital. After the doctors patched him up, he recuperated in the orthopedic ward for several weeks. As he recovered from his injuries he became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into his room and…
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Blonde’s New Diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by…
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Contractor Does An Estimate
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to give an estimate. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, “Now, in the living room, I’d like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.” The contractor nods, pulls out…
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She Said, He Heard
What she said: “This place is a mess! C’mon, You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and You’ll have no clothes to wear, if we Don’t do laundry right now!” What he heard: blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah,…
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Toyota Cowrolla
With the current gasoline prices so high, Toyota may soon unveil its newest model named the Cowrolla to capture this emerging market. According to reliable sources, the Cowrolla does not run on gasoline or diesel. It is a technological breakthrough in engine design using only biodegradable materials with low maintenance costs. To avoid any last…