Category: Jokes
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How an evil leprechaun was fooled by a golfer
The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition. “Look,” he said, “if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I’ll help you win.” “Done,” shouted…
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Kid answers question about dad’s occupation
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school teacher. “He’s a magician, ma’am,” said the little boy. “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” asked the teacher. “He saws people in half,” he replied. “Wow! That must be amazing to watch,” said the teacher. “Do you have any brothers or sisters?” The kid answered, “One half brother…
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Best excuse ever for fishing without a license
The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks…
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Blonde on flight with severe engine problems
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Phoenix to Chicago, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and…
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Veterinarian Doubles As A Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on…
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Breaking up a doctor can be expensive
There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. “Do you mean to say,” exclaimed Cindy, “that the bum asked you to give back the ring AND all his presents ?” “Not only that,” said Carol, “he sent me a bill for 37…