Category: Jokes
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Saying Grace At Dinner
A wife invited a large group of people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I don’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just repeat what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord,…
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Seagull Goes To Heaven
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to Heaven” the dad replied. The boy thought a…
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Give Her Another Chance
One day a huge blonde organization gathered in Miami to prove to the world that blondes are not dumb. They begged anyone: “Ask any of us a question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.” The group caught the attention of a passer-by, who volunteered to ask one of them some questions. She…
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Coed In Football Jersey
Young coed makes the football team. A beautiful young busty coed sat down in the classroom on the opening day of her college course proudly wearing the football team’s jersey. The young guy sitting behind the coed tapped her on the shoulder and asked her, “What are you doing, coming to class wearing the school’s…
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Zebra Identity Crisis
A zebra questions St. Peter about his true identity. A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question, that has haunted me all of my days on earth: am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?” St.…
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Proposed New Version Of The Lord’s Prayer
Budweiser marketing executives held their annual planning session with their advertising agency. The ad agency gave them a new and FABULOUS plan. The ad agency account executive suggested that Budweiser offer the Pope $1 Mil per year if he will send out an edict changing the Lord’s Prayer line from “Give us this day our…